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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Jay's Holidaze: Gremlins

Nobody Gets Out Alive director Jason Christopher gets warm and fuzzy when discussing Joe Dante’s classic Gremlins--that is unless you make a mistake and feed him after midnight....


Chris Columbus has made a ton of movies. So many that he already has one movie on my Christmas movie list. GREMLINS is the second that he wrote.

Billy gets a little odd fuzzy warm creature for a present, named Gizmo. Although, there are three rules that you must follow! Never expose him to bright light, never get him wet wet, and MOST IMPORTANTLY never feed it after midnight! Of course, something goes wrong and Gizmo spawns a ton of evil Gremlins--including Stripe! So Billy and the hot Kate Beringer played by Phoebe Cates.

All right I’m going to drift off for a second, Phoebe Cates was so hot back in the day. Actually, I saw a recent picture of her, she’s still hot for her age. Fast Times At Ridgemont High? I don’t blame Judge Reinhold…I woulda been all for getting caught in the bathroom. She’s so hot!

Anyway – the two pa;s have to stop all the gremlins before destroying the town, completely. Can we go back to talking about how hot Phoebe Cates is now?...

Watching this movie when you’re older, you'll realize this isn’t a kid’s movie. If you haven’t seen this movie since you were a kid, re watch it, it’s not family orientated. People just get murdered.... What the hell?

All in all though the movie is awesome! The sequel wasn’t as good as the first one but it’s still good! I have two more movies I’m going to talk about…stay tuned!

--Jay


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