Stern Warning

"Shock Jock" and polarizing media figure Howard Stern is finally getting the long discussed remake of the 1979 comedy "Rock 'n' Roll High School" off the ground reports Variety.

The original followed a group of rebellious students who, with the help of punk rock band the Ramones, thwarted a rock-music-hating principal.

"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" actor Alex Winter has been hired to script the update.

Stern remains linked to a remake of the raunchy Bob Clark-directed 1982 comedy classic "Porky's".

I've been a Stern fan for years...I can think of no one better than him to spear-head these retreads...He might even make 'em watchable....