She's Kidding, Right?

When I saw this blurb on Contactmusic.com late yesterday afternoon, I nearly hurt myself from laughing so hard...As it turns out bad box office for Basic Instinct 2 doesn't necessarily mean the end of the film series.

Sharon Stone will direct BASIC INSTINCT 3 in Britain, the actress has revealed. The blonde star is keen to continue the franchise - following her return as Catherine Tramell in the recently released sequel - but wants to step behind the camera next time around. Stone, 48, says, "There's a script for the next part of the story - but I would like to direct it rather than star in it. "It will be filmed in the UK again as the setting is more intense and gritty"

BWAHHHHAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

What makes her think she can make a better sequel as a director when the one she starred in is a flop? Not to mention the fact that she never directed before in her life. Although she is supposed to direct something called Never Change by 2008....

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahem...I'm better now.

Speaking of sex on film, Entertainment Weekly's chief movie critic Owen Gleiberman postulates a few theories to explain Why sex in cinema is dying...I say if the film is bad it's gonna die a quick death and no amount of sex can save it anyway. It's that simple